10. Quote About Caring

Should you think no one cares should you’re alive, attempt missing a few payments.

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9. Quote About How To Make Cash

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.

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8. Quote About Mystery of Life

The one mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.

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7. Quote About Information

Information is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom isn’t putting it in a fruit salad.

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6. Quote About Making Arguments

Nothing sucks greater than that moment throughout an argument whenever you understand you’re incorrect.

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5. Quote About Politicians

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They need to both be modified frequently, and for the same reason.

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4. Quote About Death

Once I die, I need to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all of the passengers in his car.

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3. Quote About Youngsters

Youngsters: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you definitely spend the subsequent 16 telling them to sit down and shut-up.

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2. Quote About Friends

A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail. A best friend is the one sitting next to you saying ‘boy was that fun.

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1. Quote About Emotions

Men have two emotions: hungry and sexy. Should you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

 

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